Growing Old Ungracefully
How to Deal with Getting Older
All Those Other Aging Woes
Don't you just hate
what happens when growing old?
Has your hourglass figure
morphed into a goblet shape? Or perhaps it has mellowed into more of a
robust portly physique.
Is your muffin top spilling so far over the
your pants that assistance is now required to find your belt buckle? Or
is it sandwiched tightly between what you now fondly refer to as your
upper and lower stomachs?
Has your cleavage headed south and begun to cleave you in two?
Ladies. . .
Has the collagen in your skin diminished to
the point that your face
looks like it is literally melting off?
How dreadful! (And
quite unpleasant looking too. . .)
May I make a recommendation?
Run, don't walk, to the nearest store and start using facial
products that have a collagen
stimulator ingredient to give it a long term firming lift.
Gentlemen, answer honestly
now. . .
Just how long has it been since that lean,
mean stud was put out to pasture?
Are you concerned that man boobs may be lurking in the background
threatening to attend a surprise coming out party?
Did the airlines recently allude to the need for you to check your
under eye bags? (You can reduce those bags with eyeliss
Have you given up and let your eyebrows grow back into a uni-brow?
Hey wait a
minute. . .
Have you ever wondered how some people manage to
grow old gracefully?
How do they manage to look so darn good and command such a graceful
presence all the time?
How do they do it?
What's the secret to growing old gracefully?
In essence it all boils down to a matter of
attitude and priorities. Honest!
You need to
put yourself on your "to do" list!
You need to roll up
your sleeves and give yourself some spit and polish.
Go ahead. . .
Keep stomping your feet, whine a little louder, complain
more emphatically and don't forget to repeatedly curse your age but for
goodness sake stop letting yourself go just because you keep adding on